Official Childstuck Blog

Lydain Pelkys: expressing concern for her friends through obnoxious nursery rhymes.

jadescribe:

Christmas in July!

No, but really, I promised Ink and Vis ficmas fics for Christmas. It’s now almost May. The ball has dropped so hard it has made it to the Earth’s core.

In any case, have some Miracle Child reSGRUB AU ficfic!

Happy ficmas five months late Inktail!

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You swear, the first thing you are going to do when you meet up with the others again is killing Rossan. Rossan Flarae started this whole thing, and you will make him pay for it. Thus the universe will rebalance itself.

The imps are thinning out, which means that another wave will come, because that’s what those little assholes do. You slit another throat that dissolves into grist, and look over your shoulder at your two headaches.

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An excellent little bit of AU fanfiction of an AU fanfiction (AUception! We have to go deeper!) - JS writes a wonderful Arsast point of view.

cladomasochist:

The lesson to take away from this image is that you really shouldn’t put trolls in charge of interior decoration. 

Later, Rossan discovers that Lydain has taken his boots while he was distracted and won’t tell him where she put them.

cladomasochist:

The lesson to take away from this image is that you really shouldn’t put trolls in charge of interior decoration. 

Later, Rossan discovers that Lydain has taken his boots while he was distracted and won’t tell him where she put them.

I’ve changed the title on this blog from “Ask the Highbloods” to “Official Childstuck Blog,” which honestly is something I should have done a long time ago.

The URL remains the same, as will the content of the blog.

Achievement for the night: troll version of “pussy cat, pussy cat.”